#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated

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Elrond, to Galadriel: We’re not trying to be mean… We just don’t want you to be yourself… in any way.

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Gil-galad: During the party, you have to participate. Elrond, annoyed: Why?! Gil-galad: Because you’re a polite half-human person. Elrond: Gil-galad: And if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.

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[Season 2, Episode 1] Galadriel: Elrond, you mustn’t blame yourself! Elrond: I’m not. I’m blaming you.

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[Season 1] Elendil: I raised three perfectly functional children. Eärien: [tearing up] You have three other children we don’t know about?!

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[Season 2] Galadriel: I appreciate you, I really do. Elrond, bitterly: Well, you have a funny way of showing it sometimes. Galadriel: Thank you.

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Círdan: You’re running away from your feelings. Elrond: So??? I hate my feelings!

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Galadriel: I've got questions. First off, how can we possibly trust you? Adar: You can’t. But you have to. Logically, you shouldn’t, but you have no choice. I mean, I wouldn’t if I were you. It’s a crazy thing to do. But you gotta.

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[Season 2, Episode 6]

Elendil, timing Míriel holding her breath: Holy crap! Four minutes!

Míriel: The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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Isildur: [takes a deep breath] It's going to be okay, Estrid.

Estrid: Sure.

Isildur: You really think so???

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Celebrimbor: You know why they dumped you? Must’ve hurt pretty bad. Halbrand: No, I’m fine. I just wanted to set her trash cans on fire.

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Elendil: [speaking Quenya] Eärien: I know… Kemen: You speak Quenya? Eärien: No. I just know the phrase “this is all your fault”. Eärien: He says it a lot.

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Elendil: Míriel. Do you have any idea who’d want to shoot you?

Míriel: A lot of people want to shoot me. I take pride in that.

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Poppy: Are we almost there?

Gandalf: Screw this. I'm teleporting.

Who's with me? [teleports out]

Nori: He doesn't have the address, so...

Gandalf: [teleports back] I don't have the address.

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Isildur, to Estrid: [dazed from blood loss and poison] Hey, not to kill the vibe completely but I think I am in love with you.

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Elrond: Galadriel, no! This is a really bad idea. Galadriel: Stick around. I’m full of bad ideas.

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Adar: Yeah, just to help you out a little, I’ve written down every plan you’ve ever come up with, which obviously never worked because you’re here and you’re back, so good luck. Sauron, reading them out loud: “Physically attack Galadriel. Seduce Galadriel. Make Galadriel think she's being eternally tortured in hell. Catch that magic panda, use her powers.” [confused] Oh, I’m guessing that was Waldreg. Adar: That guy has NO idea what’s going on.